rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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