Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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