CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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