Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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