dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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