no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
