would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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