dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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