Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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