No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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