Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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