What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Never joke about your clitoris.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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