Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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