Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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