i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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