a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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