Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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