So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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