I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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