So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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