I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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