I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I understand Curling. That high.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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