If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
why is half of my head shaved?
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