actually, I'm a sock model
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
