cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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