I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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