Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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