Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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