when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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