Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Terrible idea I love it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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