was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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