i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
