Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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