were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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