but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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