All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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