I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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