hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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