we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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