Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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