You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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