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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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