Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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