You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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