I wish i was in the wii world.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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