erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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