You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
