shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
love makes seman taste better
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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