I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
and she was petting her beer can
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
