So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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