did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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